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So my girlfriend keeps this book in our bathroom called "misterios de la vida cotidiana" and with such a pretentious title, i didn't hesitate in not reading it for some months, until she told me it was a book about nothing; perfect for bowel voidance on account of its bite-sized simple stories, because lets's face it, the last thing one needs while in the can is a befuddled mind.

me, having a severe short attention span, grabbed the book while "taking care of business" and it was great: concise, simple, light-written stories about a completely random topic that are the exact length of a bowel movement. and now my point (for those of you who thought there was none): I think that is the hidden purpose of blogs. small simple pieces of information one will flush out of our minds while we flush some other things down the toilet. And the reason it's not yet that way, is because we would look very stupid with a laptop on our lap while sitting in the toilet, not to mention the leg-burn hazard that is always latent. other than that, my friend's posts would make an excellent aid in those difficult times. until they invent a device to let you read blogs while in the can without any danger, blogs will never find their true purpose in life, and i'll stick with my girlfriend's book.


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Summer 1996
Geeky kid trying not to be geeky:
Programming qBASIC routines on a macintosh performa 6300 emulating windows 95 with TWENTY megs R.A.M. and 800 MB HDD. listening to the LATEST in 90's dance music at 4 am

twelve years later...
Spring 2008
Geeky kid not worried about being geeky anymore...
Programming visualBASIC routines on a Lenovo windowsXP with 3000MB in ram and some TB in HD space w/ 3 monitors. listening to the SAME 90's dance tracks at 4am

only technology changes... and the perception of oneself.

back in those days macs were cool b/c they were complicated and crashed. now they crash trying to be simple. I guess what i'm trying to say is im not ashamed of being geeky anymore whereas macs are ashamed of being complicated



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Procrastinator 5.0.0.2

At this point I should've been validating my Simulator code for my thesis. instead i have NO FREAKIN Code whatso...ever. i managed to build some very nice but-at-this-point useless routines to import data from excel datasheets and to write selfpacked Matlab programs but I HAVE NO KERNEL (sobbing!) and all thanks to my inabbility to read long papers and to understand complex mathematical equations. My thesis director just keeps feeding me papers and links but I cannot decode the oh-so-very-needed model for my kernel.

If yo made it reading to here, you are my hero since i already got in my own nerves... thanks though.


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