So my girlfriend keeps this book in our bathroom called "misterios de la vida cotidiana" and with such a pretentious title, i didn't hesitate in not reading it for some months, until she told me it was a book about nothing; perfect for bowel voidance on account of its bite-sized simple stories, because lets's face it, the last thing one needs while in the can is a befuddled mind.
me, having a severe short attention span, grabbed the book while "taking care of business" and it was great: concise, simple, light-written stories about a completely random topic that are the exact length of a bowel movement. and now my point (for those of you who thought there was none): I think that is the hidden purpose of blogs. small simple pieces of information one will flush out of our minds while we flush some other things down the toilet. And the reason it's not yet that way, is because we would look very stupid with a laptop on our lap while sitting in the toilet, not to mention the leg-burn hazard that is always latent. other than that, my friend's posts would make an excellent aid in those difficult times. until they invent a device to let you read blogs while in the can without any danger, blogs will never find their true purpose in life, and i'll stick with my girlfriend's book.
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